" field theory "

 [ "unified field theory" ]

1: 1) an as-yet-undiscovered theory unifying many scientific field theories into one understanding of how the universe operates

  * e.g.,  ... Einstein spent the last two decades of his life trying to develop a unified field theory. 

 [ "unified field theory" ]

2: 2) something unattainable, much as finding an actual unified field theory has baffled scientists for decades

  * e.g.,  ... ------- 

 [ "Nudiefind Field Theory" ]

1: A scientific theory explaining the observable tendency for any given search terms in Google Image Search to eventually return a photo of a nude or semi-nude woman if you look through enough pages of results.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, i was just looking up some pictures of the Sydney Opera house and i totally ran into proof of the Nudiefind Field Theory. 

 [ "quantum field theory" ]

1: Quantum field theory is a postulate that the most difficult "important" problem in mathematics--the Riemann Hypothesis--is the solution to the "hard incompleteness" problem in computer science. In other words: the draw-distance that is equivalent to the surface area of a transfinite space is also equal to the surface area of a wavelet (complex number).

  * e.g.,  ... The most difficult problem in computer science is the hard problem of indeterminacy (also called the hard problem of incompleteness). The most 'complete' difficult problem in mathematics is the Riemann Hypothesis: the idea that the surface area of a transfinite space is equal to the draw-distance between two trans-finite spaces and that that draw-distance is equivalent to the surface area of the complex number or wavelet between the transfinite space and its adjacent transfinite space. Quantum field theory speculates that equivalency equates to equality by hypothesizing that the draw-distance between two transfinite spaces being equivalent to the surface area of a wavelet ('half-moon') is a statement of equality between a polynomial-complete time-series and non-polynomial complete time-series. In other words; equality is a statement of equivalency. 

 [ "Levance Fields Theory of the Big East Tournament" ]

1: Year after year in the Big East mens basketball tournament gamblers frequently are perplexed by the outcomes of the some of the games. A simple theory can be followed to help you handicap the games in the tournament -- pick the team with the most relevant player(s) from New York City. This theory is derived from Levance Fields, a point guard on the Pittsburgh Panthers basketball team who led his team to a Big East Championship in 200 He grew up in Brooklyn, NY and played at Xaverian High School and hit big shot after big shot to lead Pitt to a Big East Crown.

  * e.g.,  ... In 2011, Kemba Walker from the Bronx, New York led Connecticut to a Big East Title by winning 5 games in 5 days. Kemba was the most relevant player in the Big East Tournament and led his team to not only 5 straight victories but also 5 straight wins against the spread thus proving the Levance Fields Theory of the Big East Tournament.